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receipt police 

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry
Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah

warehouse police

My boss likes to play police over a warehouse
warehouse police by Keybroo September 18, 2017

Petty Police

A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.
Petty Police by RLKI November 29, 2017

PLUR Police 

a song by knife party
wat u gonna do wen dey com for u
plur police

normie police 

The normie police is a group of people that will make the internet great again. these nigga's are going to shrek all the normies that ruin your experience on the internet. they will save us all from the normies that made our lives hell.
Outsider 1: 'hey have you heard about the Isopod meme?'
Outsider 2: 'yeah, it looks like it has some great potential.'
Normie: 'hey guys rolf lmao XDDDD. have yur heard about dat boie?!?! the meme is very good and lit fam XDDD rolf lol.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'please go away normie you're ruining our life's.'
Normie police: 'okay bitch it's time to go away you cancerous person.'
Normie: 'oh man i guess i'll go for now ;((((((.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'oh wow, thank you Normie police.'
Normie police: 'no problem'
normie police by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018

CATFISH POLICE 

Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
CATFISH POLICE by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018