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They're dimwits. Students from high school who were poor academics, went on to college undecided and lazily chose criminal justice to graduate on time. Sociopathic behavior, self righteous, and all too easily brainwashed.

They are chasing their own tails cause they don't truly know theirnleaders are the true sources of evil. They chase criminals because they are criminally minded themselves. They are envious that criminals get away with crimes, meaning they wish deep down they could get away with criminal acts, which is why they do. Eventually become criminals themselves.

They are drenched in dark energies all day. They are losers who upon joining a gang, feel loved and accepted. Their weapon, badges, uniform, give them an ego boost. They see themselves as demigods whereas in life, they are simply losers. So they join a gang to feel power over another being. It satisfies them.

They do good cause that's their job, not cause they're any good themselves. No gos annointed them as more upright or righteous than another person. The laws they uphold are written by a bunch of criminals themselves.

They won't admit to this because they haven't dissected themselves this psychologically deep.
Police are brainwashed, they can't think for themselves because they have already given their minds over to be governed. If they were true truthseekers they'd be deep into alternative critical thinking theories.
by TruuthBurke June 18, 2025
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New Zealand police

Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.
Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night

“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
by mlater November 15, 2023
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Zest Police

Police people who have the authority to question and arrest people who are overly zesty in inappropriate situations.
"Hey, I did nothing wrong! What are you? The ZEST POLICE?!"
by Murlor July 23, 2025
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Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023
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Police

The police following us bro. Drive faster!
by It'sAboveMeNow April 19, 2020
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