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passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.
Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
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PET Bottler

(noun) Someone who is such an avid gamer, particularly in network games or MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) - such a typical game might be "World of Warcraft".

The term specifically refers to the act of such a gamer keeping a PET Bottle within arm's reach of his gaming computer for use to relieve himself (although it is possible that this game might be a female, the limitations of anatomy might make the matter much more complicated for her than simply running to the bathroom).

Such a person is often a very accomplished gamer, having spent thousands of hours grinding levels to get only the best equipment in his electronic, virtual universe.

However, most people who have jobs and other normal, day-to-day responsibilities will look upon the PET Bottler as a game addict at best, and a complete loser at worst.
Mike is such a PET Bottler - he spent all of last weekend leveling and then camping The UberBunny of Doom to get the Carrot of Un-Ending Game Subscription Fees.
by HeatDeath March 6, 2010
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Pampered pet

A pampered pet is some one that’s in a relationship and don’t do anything to help or support. Just there as an added expense with no way to contribute.
He’s such a pampered pet he don’t do nothing.
by Dilligaf82801 June 24, 2024
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Pet Brush

a word used in the place of almost any noun.
Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.
by blulip.for.life August 15, 2011
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National Hug you pet day

Hug you pet and if you don’t have a pet get one!
National hug you pet day is a day to hug your pet
by Kittyhehehe December 7, 2019
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Pet Pilled

Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”

Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:

Bratty behavior when denied attention

Barking/meowing in voice chats

Curling up on people they like

Being touch-starved but won’t admit it

Melting at praise

Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats

Going feral if ignored too long

Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
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Pussy pet

When you scratched your pussy so much, it becomes your little petting pet.
Girl, last night your crabs turned your pussy into a pussy pet.
by Punanislayer12 June 12, 2019
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