pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

The Project

When someone or something reports on something that is not newsworthy in the slightest

They did a The Project and reported on Padam being added on Urban Dictionary

by Hasa1814 June 18, 2023

Graduation project

What we’re working on right now.

We are working on our graduation project.

by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019

Astro-projecting

When you get really high and you start going to the moon

“Yo bro I just smoked the fattest jiggy. I’m Astro-projecting now”

by Astro project January 8, 2022

Project Atlantis

Project Atlantis is a Custom ROM founded by Bence Szabó also known as NotThatBlueX. Its main focus is to be as smooth as it can be on Android Devices and have minimalist but powerful customization.

- Hey! You use Project Atlantis?
- No, I still use MIUI. Why?
- Just switch. Trust me. Its better than MIUI.

by anonymous July 27, 2022

project nigga

a rapper lost in the weeds of mediocre fame

A project nigga, I never thought I would see shit.

And Posty took me on my first damn tour date
He had me rockin' every night, sold out arenas.

- Post malone - cooped up

by Psyduck69hehe December 3, 2023