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Coon Poon

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.
Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!
by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010
mugGet the Coon Poonmug.

bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth
OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!
by Bloody poon November 14, 2011
mugGet the bloody poonmug.

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.
you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.
by franchise81791 November 13, 2007
mugGet the poon snatchermug.

poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.
Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!
by Clamer August 26, 2017
mugGet the poon connoisseurmug.

feh' poon

To get a spare when bowling
WHooOO YeahHH man you done feh' poon!!!
by wmike145 July 20, 2003
mugGet the feh' poonmug.

POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)
1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!
by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009
mugGet the POON-STIRRINGmug.

poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.
Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.
by cracker08 January 22, 2010
mugGet the poon candymug.

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