eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time

Oh my he is eating the phone

by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020

Chekin' the phone

The act of vacating the immediate area in order to pass wind.

*i gotta be chekin' the phone*
ffffftttt

by Pynapil September 16, 2009

Phone cuddling

/fōn/ /ˈkədlin/ (verb) aka Phone cuddlin' 1. of or related to phone cuddle. 2. act of having the phone next to you while talking to a recipient and falling asleep, which may occur in both professional or personal situation.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.

Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.

I love it when my girlfriend is phone cuddling with me as we have phone sex.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.

by Virgil S. January 13, 2015

phone dweller

someone who lives inside their phone, phone attached to face, always on facebook mobile, text text text. Generaly responds to questions with "Oh did you say something?"

My g/f is a phone dweller...she never gets off facebook mobile!

by phone dweller's other hobby July 14, 2010

Phone heads

Able to sneak diss and change the year.

Man these phone heads gotta nother ting coming

by Hmug February 10, 2021

Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.

*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.

by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018

Stunt-phone

When a 'working-girl' carries several cell phones, with the phone in which she receives her 'business calls' from her 'Johns', being called the stunt-phone.

Damn, that blue-eyed working girl, carries 3 cell phones, how many 'stunt-phones' does a 'Ho' need?

by The beast 1990 May 14, 2011