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Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
mugGet the Woke Up Chris Breezymug.

Woke

Who knows what it means. Apparently some people call themselves woke as a sign of intelligence, others say it as an insult towards those they consider smug.
1. I know better than to be vaccinated since I'm woke

2. Go woke; go broke
by InCaseOfFireReboot July 10, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

Finna woke

When someone is finna woke, it means that they have good spicy quality memes and knows even the most recent ones.
Person1: I watch meme compilations every day.
Person2: Woah, that's finna woke.

Person1: Have you tried the Bleach diet?
Person2: Yes, have you tried it with Tide Pods?
Person1: Oh my God no I haven't, thanks for the suggestion it's finna woke.
by t h i c c a s s b o May 6, 2018
mugGet the Finna wokemug.

woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other
"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"
by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025
mugGet the woke-offmug.

Woke

Woke
Progressives put too much emphasis on being woke.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

A cult hive mind that follows an ever-changing left-wing ideology that often contradicts itself
Karen is woke, she has no independent thought, instead just blindly supports the current thing
by Furious George 45 April 2, 2024
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

What does woke mean in a politic usage
He is a woke...
by anonymous December 9, 2021
mugGet the Wokemug.

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