Mom walked in on me walking the dolphin.
by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018
by RyGuy2022 August 28, 2015
person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
by ayooochrz April 15, 2023
A waterpolo team assembled by the gods them self, bought together by destiny. Usually have a monster cock and pull all the ladies. Enjoy excessive partying and blacking out. They are believed to have Mediterranean tans and huge biceps.
Guy 1 : why does that guy have a monster dong?
Guy 2 : I don't know, probably a SACS Dolphins
Guy 1 : that guy is always drunk and he always has girls hanging off him, how does he do it?
Guy 2 : dude, he is SACS Dolphin duh!!!
Guy 2 : I don't know, probably a SACS Dolphins
Guy 1 : that guy is always drunk and he always has girls hanging off him, how does he do it?
Guy 2 : dude, he is SACS Dolphin duh!!!
by the crippler1 April 29, 2011
Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 06, 2010
Similar to downhill skiing, a girl grabs a genital on both sides of her and preceds to jerk them of like she was skiing. The dolphin tail Is the same thing but she adds her feet into it so she’s jerking another dude off with her feet.
Dude! Last night me, Billy, and Leroy had this girl doing the dolphin tail on us. It was so sexy we all nutted whithin 2 minuets.
by OfficiallyRealFunny March 29, 2018
Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
by lildickmonster December 23, 2024