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Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
by Kashton1 November 15, 2021
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The Grope Zone

When you stand at a close distance to a child molester or a sexual harasser (e.g Donald Trump) where he could grope you swiftly and conveniently.

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert in his "The Late Show" show: episode titled("Trump's Most Shameless Tweet Of 2017?").
"People magazine also released a photo of Natasha Stoynoff, one of Trump's accusers, standing next to? Donald Trump! Right next to him; in what scientists call: The Grope Zone!" Stephen Colbert.
by Hot_Felfel December 13, 2017
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Covey Zone

The uncontrolable anger that results in hadouken kicks and doors being broken
A hippy changed a lock on a door so I entered the covey zone and kicked it down and hadoukened the hippy
by Bob Covey April 25, 2011
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funk zone

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhh
by childeater123 August 13, 2019
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Phi-zoned

When your fraternity as a whole gets friend zoned by one or many sororities. Originated from Phi Delt Theta at USF as they were the first to succumb to this fate.
Person 1: Yooo, alpha sig is having a party tonight, all the bitches said there gonna go there.
Person 2: Don’t worry, they got Phi-zoned and they’re just going for the drinks.
by budlight42 November 6, 2018
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Ben-Zoned

the act of being friend zoned by a small eyed man named Ben.
Sky got Ben-zoned by Ben, thats a rip cuz. hahahahahahaha
by Kutuks September 9, 2019
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Friend zone

A fictional place that men describe where a woman only wants a platonic relationship with him
by DJSwag October 22, 2018
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