by RestlessFish080 January 22, 2020
When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by The mad shatter June 18, 2014
A Mob in the 2009 Swedish sandbox game Minecraft that explodes. You’ve probably seen memes or heard songs about these before. It hunts you down and has some songs about it, such as Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom (Creeper Rap) by Dan Bull and Revenge (Creeper Aww Man) by CaptainSparklez and Tryhardninja. They are commonly associated with Minecraft, popular culture and gaming in general.
Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
by TheRealMinecrafter October 01, 2020
A hard, large turd that annoyingly and slowly finds its way out of your anus usually at inopportune moments
by B-Randy2112 September 04, 2018
A word people who are apes who do not evolve quick enough use too much to act like they are better than everyone else. At the end of the day, almost everyone is a creeper. If you are excessively competitive you are an ungrateful jealous creeper by psychological fact. If you uncontrollably get upset about other peoples' happiness you are a creeper. There are a lot of sketchy things a man or woman could do that make them a creeper depending on your moral perception and depending on how far someone pushes things. Everyone on the planet has gone through rough times in their lives where they at the bare minimum were at least acting creepy. Women who are way way excessively excessively tramps are creepers. People who act like the whole world and universe revolves around them and everyone else orbits around them because everyone in their perception is just objects are creepers. (Most people are narcissists nowadays so that takes up almost the whole American population) People who are unsupportive of other peoples' needs and dreams are creepers. The list is neverending. Look at yourself before you point the finger. All these people have an opportunity to improve the energies they put out on this earth to lower their creeper energies, but if you truly genuinely care about others the universe blesses you with a clear thinking head and the opportunity to not be a creeper altogether. Love wins, even if you cannot feel it, try to show it and not get self righteous about it. Good luck.
Do you see how she just uncontrollably subconsciously let out a wistful wish of bad luck upon my life? What a flippin' creeper!
by Deathmasterofloveandbsoooohh September 24, 2020