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Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way
"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"
by semenster6937 March 14, 2025
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An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
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emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
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Emotional Leech

Emotional Leech (noun) —
A person who sticks around not for genuine friendship, but to drain your emotional energy like a parasite. They thrive on your support, constantly unloading their problems on you while giving little to nothing back — leaving you exhausted and them recharged. Think of them as emotional vampires, but without the cool aesthetic.
That girl isn’t a friend — she’s an emotional leech in red lipstick, and I’m one sob story away from changing my number.”
by gorejessx March 17, 2025
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Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
by von groovy June 13, 2024
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