Ely

long chin hoe

look it’s ely santiago

by i don’t miss you hoe October 9, 2025

Eli Bikelife

Small kid that rides bikes for too long every single day until he fucks his legs doing knee swaps. Goofy ahh mullet too.

Man, Jake is such an Eli Bikelife.

by JakeWakey3000 December 20, 2023

Eli Kopter

The sneaky Mossad agent!!

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!

by ProudZionist May 28, 2024

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

Ely

Ely is a rough ghetto in Cardiff known for joyriding , knife crime etc neighbours with caerau which is just as bad ...

Ely Bad boyz

by Digga de August 20, 2021

Eli

This is for the girl Elis. Eli is a very kind person but can be mean at times, she could be the best friend you've ever had or she could be a distant friend that you only wave to in the halls. SHES GAY, GAY ASF and loves girls, specifically one with the name Katy, and she lovesss strawberries. she has many friends and trusts many people but cannot forgive people easily unless they are really attached to you.

Eli is so nice!

by the girl with the green hair February 11, 2023

Eli

THE MOST AMAZING MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Eli is soooooo hot, funy, caring, loving. literally everything great about a person is eli. he makes someone so happy just by being himself even when someone is having the worst day. he doesn’t even have to say anything to make people happy he is just being eli. Eli is the reason i’m the luckiest person alive

I LOVE ELI‼️‼️ 💙

by jonkler January 10, 2025