Skip to main content

Oh, Nothing

The most heinous shit imaginable. You will regret knowing the answer. Don’t fukn ask again!
by A Pseuda What Now? December 21, 2025
mugGet the Oh, Nothing mug.

Going places nothing new

When your driving up and down the blvd

1- wasting time

2- trying to come up or

3 - start something ending bad

4 something nothing new
5 hoping for options
Jeff and friend were

"going places nothing new" again last night trying to get in to something ! Haha
by YEP -1968 December 23, 2025
mugGet the Going places nothing new mug.

Going places nothing new

When your driving up and down the blvd

1- wasting time

2- trying to come up or

3 - start something ending bad

4 something nothing new
5 hoping for options
Jeff and friend were

"going places nothing new" again last night trying to get in to something ! Haha
by YEP -1968 December 23, 2025
mugGet the Going places nothing new mug.

Nothing?

Hym "Really? Nothing? No Seal Team 6? No assassins? No B2 bomber? Man! I called in sick to work but still hoped I'd get SOMETHING. Really, I do need to test that eventually and I won't be able to unless you actively try to kill me."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2025
mugGet the Nothing? mug.

Nothing

Nothing is completely absolutely not anything a humen being or non humen being can grab
Nothing it can't
by AcEoFsPaDeStbh December 29, 2025
mugGet the Nothing mug.

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025
mugGet the im bored and have nothing to do mug.

Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
mugGet the Nothing Ever Happens mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email