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Porch Monkey

1. This refers to a person who dabbles in the Greco-Roman philosophy of stoicism but seems to, choose to lack the maturity or discipline to truly practice it in any serious sense.

Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.

Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.
1. "Alexander says he is a stoic, but after seeing his temper tantrum the other day, I'm starting to think he's just a porch monkey."
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.
by revoLucian1776 February 14, 2023
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Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023
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Monkey buster

A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)

Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined
Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!

Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?
by Coolboyboog December 13, 2022
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Monkey Shagger

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎
by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019
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le monkey

A beautiful thicc monkey. He is well known as a tiktok meme and helikes to say uh oh stinky
person1: hey did you see le monkey last night? he was looking thicc
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
by ieatvegans November 1, 2019
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Covid monkey

Person or persons with no reguard for public safety or disease control. Refusing to sanitize hands of wear face masks. Refer to movie outbreak for an example.
I can't believe thay ain't wearing masks in here. Total covid monkeys.
by Crauch December 10, 2020
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Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist
Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich
by HornetToast February 11, 2021
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