McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
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McDonalds

people are loving mcdonalds but they wont be loving the diabetes theyll get when they fucking overdose on it
by discordmod January 7, 2021
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Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
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Mcdonald's

Person 1: where do u want to have dinner?
Person 2: Mcdonald's!
by Jgalaxy March 15, 2024
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McDonald’s

A fast food joint that makes me want to throw up every single goddamn time:) (IM TALKING TO YOU HOT N’ SPICY!)
But it’s delicious. But not as delicious as Truland Burgers And Greens. oh yeah let me get inside you turkey burger😩😩
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WHERE IS MY FUCKING BIG MAC CASSANDRA?! I WANT IT NOW. McDonald’s AINT SHIT
by Yooo*☆♪ April 10, 2023
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eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.
Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad
by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018
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McDonald gross

A McDonald gross is when you get all you can out of a car deal even if it means burying used cars. For example bump a trade 3 grand over average book or take a set of wheels and don’t credit used cars.
“He’s so upside down I can’t get him done. Someone must have McDonald grossed him”
by Justafan January 14, 2019
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