Skip to main content

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience
person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
by saibo September 2, 2023
mugGet the manchester united mug.

Marcel

that one guy i’ll always try to look for in the midst of the crowd.
i love marcel.
by secret g September 11, 2023
mugGet the Marcel mug.
Related Words

MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.
Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?
by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023
mugGet the MANCHESTER UNITED FAN mug.

machery

What you make out of someone by going at supersonic speeds to really-doing-it-up-brown beat whatever supposedly-fast contraption he's invented to race you with.
Da only way to really make a machery outta Chuck Yeager and his insanely-zippy "Glamorous Glennis" test-plane --- which itself produced a sonic boom --- would be to reach TWICE da speed of sound.
by QuacksO December 25, 2023
mugGet the machery mug.

Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024
mugGet the Machete Josie mug.

mancheapster

Manchester is cheap and we (from manchester) are proud!
Heyo where have you gone

Yooo brooo I was in Manny it was mad cheap
Ohhh SHIT, more like, ManCHEAPster lmao roflroflroflroflroflrofl
OHHH SHITTTT LMFAO ROFFL
by AorouLive January 20, 2024
mugGet the mancheapster mug.

Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum
I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.
by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
mugGet the Manchester Punch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email