Mr. Hays

That one teacher that makes you write 69420 page essays in 10 minutes and gives shit assignments because he wants to. Don't be Mr. Hays

Person 1: Mr. Hays made me write a 69420 page essay in 10 minutes
Person 2: same
Person 1: fuck Mr. Hays
Person 2: yes

by BruhILikeTacos October 11, 2020

Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020

Mr. Roundmouth

Mr. Roundmouth is a slang term for your butthole.

Dang dude, I am never drinking that much again. Mr. Roundmouth was puking all morning and I couldn't get any sleep.

by Willy Wig January 11, 2012

Mr. Ebt

A rapper who shows his exploits getting food and possibly other stuff with an EBT food stamp card.

Mr. EBT was showing off his stuff on that Youtube video. Also featured on the Howie Carr show.

by IrishJack September 28, 2011

Mr Producer

A verb to perform online Akido to shine light upon a subject to millions

“Let me just Mr Producer this real quick”

by Will05.h June 14, 2023

Mr Producer

To Mr producer something, you must be a Top G like Andrew Tate during an emergency meeting and during the emergency meeting you must produce as Mr Producer and impress and flex on all of the brokies also infront of Tristan

Andrew : I'm going to Mr producer on all the viewers

Tristan: Mr producer is a not a verb
Andrew : Yes it is, it's going to be on urban dictionary

by AndrewCobra June 15, 2023

Mr Box

Some lard gargling, cheese drinking, ass smelling, blob looking, calorie thieving, maccas gorging, Non veggie eating, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, parked bus, salad dodging, butterball headass that cant go up the stairs right.

Guy 1 "Whos that stuggling on the stairs?"
Guy 2 "Its just Mr Box mate."
Guy 1"Ah, BOXY YOUR A FAT CUNT."

by Petrol Inhalor April 4, 2023