Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

National Milf Gillies Day

august 15th is the day where we celebrate Liz gillies for being a milf!

hey guys, it’s national milf gillies day today! let’s all go tweet Liz gillies about how much we love her milfyness

by lizgilliesisamilf July 30, 2021

maria milf

Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.

Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!

by Milfer69lover December 11, 2016

ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012

Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y

You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life

by Fireside-94 September 27, 2022

milf

mature individual i love forlife

robyn is a milf

by karengillian December 29, 2021

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022