Jon Gilliam

jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."

Jon Gilliam is rambo, and a quim.

by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008

Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

by Bevan July 20, 2008

jon barry

hes a legend in 2k. find him. he played for the the celtics in 92. He is low rated(69 XD) but has 90 3pt. HE IS A GOD. I played a whole game and he never missed a shot.

Who's your greatest nba all time player?
Jon Barry of course, check his 3 pointers

by yes boi yes March 3, 2017

Jon jon

A definition of ragebait far superior than any form of ragebait

“Bro are you jon joning me?”

by The chainal construct August 10, 2025

pulling a jon

texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.

God Angela! you seriously were pulling a Jon!

by Andiiiii May 14, 2008

jon

my little cutie patootie that i love to snuggle and finagle with.

keep being my little cutie patootie jon

by anonymous March 16, 2023