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Jon Capz

a boy who thinks he’s a big tough man and has lots of tattoos. has a beard that he thinks is the most amazing thing in the world. laughs like spongebob but is actually a really sweet, loyal guy and is consistent with his behavior
Have you ever met Jon Capz? His beard has gotten so long!
by theladyjanedoe April 15, 2019
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The Jon

A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.
friend 1: How’s the Jon

Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.

Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
by Scarredautism May 24, 2024
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Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon
Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."
by Antitorpiliko December 10, 2012
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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is a infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon
by BigManJon May 27, 2024
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Jon

A monster who seduces young boys .
by Nigbias August 13, 2020
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jon

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.
"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"
by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019
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Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)
Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug
by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019
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