Farmville Jew

Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.

Davina: You seen Joes fb post? She wants a tree this time.
Conrad: Yeah, what a farmville jew!

by shaunthesheep November 25, 2009

Jew Giver

When your Jew boss gives you something and then takes it back.

I know I gave the baseball tickets to you, but since I am a Jew Giver, I want them back so I can use them.

by nothardatwork August 14, 2009

Jew Catcher.

An oven with a nickel in the back.

Dude a nickel!

Watch out, it might be a Jew Catcher.

by Neko890 July 10, 2010

Jew Nest

In Call of Duty during a Team Deathmatch you happen to stumble upon the spawn site, gathering area or random coincidence when there is a large number of enemies from the other team in a pack. This group of enemies is considered to be a Jew nest.

Player 1: Ya I'm going behind the.....HOLY SHIT its a Jew Nest, there everywhere.

Player 2: AAHHHH SHIT, give em hell

by G-tap November 19, 2010

david the jew

obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.

For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.

'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'

by 1403 October 18, 2008

Jew Clipping

The Act of cutting or printing out a coupon/promotional code that gives you a discount on an item.

I always like to go Jew Clipping with the Sunday Paper.

by JewishJoe February 22, 2008

jew jap

1. A jewish person of japenese decent. 2. A person of asiatic decent who practices Judisim.

Man look at that fine jew jap, eating that miso soup.

by cnice82 November 8, 2007