jon

jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.

"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

jon

can’t lie on it

on jon

by xXx_DragonzZ_xXx November 20, 2024

Jon

An Asshole

Jon would just be an asshole

by Fuckyoujonheh July 18, 2023

Jon Reyes

an amazing scooter rider

wow Jon Reyes Is one of the best scooter riders ever

by Oceanickid June 6, 2022

Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you

Jon

by yonnyoy November 23, 2021

Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021

Jon Kolbert

Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.

I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.

I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog August 11, 2024