Panty Bacon

Vulgar slang for the female genitilia.

"Nothing like eating some unwashed panty bacon before breakfast."

by Stainboy February 27, 2010

bacon juice

false accusations/lies given by law inforcement

Officer Pigenson fed the judge nothing but bacon juice.

by Juan E. Ramos aka decoy July 30, 2007

bacon clit

A Clit that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. It is only found in whores and skanks. the Clit would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon clit....i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.

by RakeG November 3, 2011

Bacon Wallet

Slang term for the female genetalia.

Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.

by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010

bacon & cheddar

an upgrade or extra feature/service.

"how'd you get into 1st class on your salary?" "well I booked coach, but got the bacon & cheddar because i bought my ticket in like 2006"

"hey, how much was the bacon & cheddar on that new mac?"

"the basic phone was 2 bills but the bacon & cheddar added another $75."

by shoutdowncreative October 8, 2009

Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

by Not Gary September 5, 2012

bacon jones

An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.

I've had a bacon jones for hours.

Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.

Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.

by Bacon Jones May 6, 2011