poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

poop sickle

a frozen peace of poo!

man that poop sickle put a lump on his head when i threw it at him

by Tyler Barron January 28, 2005

And I poop

And I poop is a term used by vsco girls who accidentally poop their pants

And I poop let me go wipe that off brb

by Shrekyfishyshtekyfishy October 16, 2019

Poop Festival

When your dog(s) defecates all over the floor, in multiple locations.

I returned from work only to find that my dogs had been having a Poop Festival all day.

by DogOwner25 September 12, 2009

Poop-boobies

A butt

I wanna cuddle your poop-boobies so bad right now.

by Dr Snotchdastein May 2, 2019

Butt Poop

The brown cream that projects from one's anus. It can be very smeary and sometimes quite smelly. Also on occasion will contain nuts and/or corn.

I accidentally saw my wife's butt poop and it had pieces of corn in it.

by Stitchur Pistol September 20, 2010

Vag Poop

The sexual act of a guy turtling out half a log and having vaginal intercourse with a girl. This act was made popular by Opie and Anthony genius, and 3rd mic, Jimmy Norton.

"My girlfriend let me vag poop her last night. Next stop...Anal!"

by Barry Fagowitz January 23, 2008