Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011

When a man is eating a woman out and takes a hit from his vape, and proceeds to blow the vape into the woman's vagina
by Flaminmallow255 July 25, 2018

“Holy shit dude, I just had a cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”
by Testicool42 December 19, 2024

by Mr u90 October 8, 2021

Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015

when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing
they start eating the damn thing
by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025
