Im high as shit

A way of saying you are really, really stoned from smoking alot of Marijuana.

(Josh):Dude, Im high as shit.
(Travis): Hell yeah, me too.

by JustLikeJsh May 7, 2007

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008

High School

1. The worst time of your entire life
2. Hell on earth
3. Judgment....constantly
4. Probably worse than dying

Kelsi "I'm in high school now"
Ryan "That sucks so bad, its worse than dying!"

by criminologyclass4 December 14, 2010

High-Speed Bob & Weave

Whilst driving, your passenger sees fit to give you head. As lap bobbing is commenced, you weave along the highway whilst thanking your higher power.

Man, I was on the Hutch the other day... and this crazy bitch Olivia gave me a High-Speed Bob & Weave.

by DontTalkMore January 15, 2011

high hangover

When you go to sleep super high and you wake up the next morning, still high. Sometimes it lasts the whole day.

Bob: Bro my ass is still high from smoking last night

Sam: Bro your ass has a high hangover

by jose420 December 28, 2011

high school musical the musical the series

possibly the best show ever made. brought to us by disney plus, we all had low hopes for this show and didnt even want to watch it but when u did, shits too good. not what you expect from the show, but its really the best of the office and glee. not to mention that every high school girl is now in love with joshua bassett and is team ricky of course.

its friday, that means theres a new episode of high school musical the musical the series!

by hsjzkajxksjxksjdxh January 3, 2020

Pile High Club

After 2 or more people take a crap in someone elses toilet, one right after another and leave it unflushed , the owner of the toilet unknowingly walks into the bathroom and finds multiple dumps piled high in his home toilet, and now has become an official full member of the "pile high club"

While Doug was at work, James and Jeff both dropped dueces in Dougs crapper. When Doug got home and hit the can, he discovered he had been accepted into the "pile high club"...his girlfriend was not impresssed.

by wolfmans brother October 26, 2011