bacon hair

n. - In the popular gaming site of Roblox, the term 'bacon hair' is used to refer to players with one of two default avatars as their active appearance. The term was originally the nickname for the "pal hair" avatar item which was (and still is) a part of the boy/masculine starter player avatar, since it looks like bacon strips. Overtime, the term would start to be used to refer to players using either default avatar (masculine or feminine - there isn't a default option for anyone in between). Given that the default avatars were (and still are) commonly associated with newer accounts, meaning newer and younger players, it is NOT uncommon for the term to be used with either condescending or negative connotation.

A lot of users with more experience might call a such 'bacon hair' or 'bacon' (for short) out when they get caught doing anything between irritation and getting themselves reported, blocked, etc.

Side notes:

The featured .gif shows an avatar with the 'pal hair'. I couldn't find anything with a full-on default avatar of either kind. Also, I do not support the stereotyping or overgeneralizations of players and acting upon them as such. With any given game, I don't judge based on avatar, but rather as to what each and every player does that I encounter individually.

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Player 1: "Uhhh, what the heck happened to my horse??"

Player 2: "I saw some bacon hair riding off with it. I thought it was his that just looked the same as yours, but I guess I was wrong."

2

Player 1: "Ugghhh, what is causing all this lag!?"

Player 2: "Some bacon's spamming the vehicle spawners. The vans are spawning into each other non-stop. Report @username, then we can play something else or join another server."

Player 1: "Aight."

by RevengeOfTheSeph June 11, 2023

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

Hair Turban

A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.

Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"

by gottaloveya August 19, 2014

Hair share

When one person, usually with short hair or no hair, drapes the hair of another person, who has long hair, over their own head in a kind of Bobby Charlton comb-over by proxy. This can give the follically challenged the illusion of hirsuteness, even if it is only temporary.

Hey Fred, Tinas coming over, quick lets hair share so she doesn't notice I'm as bald as a coot.

by mrchatterbox August 18, 2010

Highway Hair

The look of your hair when it's blowing in the wind.

I love when the wind blows my hair when I drive my convertible, it gives me that Highway Hair look.

by wordiversal July 27, 2021