The Golden Pussy is a mythological artifact that some modern women are rumored to possess. To the bearer it grants the power to capture the souls of men despite all other outward features. Most often these items are grated to women who are physically and/or personally grotesque.
Men have been known to turn their back on all other personal comforts after mingling with this powerful object. Friends family and personal wealth become secondary. Affection from the host of the artifact become the one driving force in a man's life.
Men have been known to turn their back on all other personal comforts after mingling with this powerful object. Friends family and personal wealth become secondary. Affection from the host of the artifact become the one driving force in a man's life.
by KingDou October 3, 2007
Get the Golden Pussy mug.A bar who's clientele is almost exclusively white men over 40 who come in to play the one or more Golden Tee golf machines that are tucked into the corners of the room. Inevitably, the bartender is a woman, also over 40, who you can tell probably used to be hot.
"That place on the corner used to be a great place to pick up hotties, but not since they became a Golden Tee Bar."
by Claytonmars March 5, 2008
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An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.
So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.
So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
by ninde January 17, 2008
Get the Golden Booger mug.1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"
2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."
"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
by Minejumper April 3, 2009
Get the Golden Gauntlets mug.When a person urinates all over another person. It can often lead to impregnation, although that makes no sense. When one carries out a Golden Victory, he/she must hold their arms up in the air and scream, hence "victory".
You probably can where the "golden" comes from... but if you can't... the piss.
You probably can where the "golden" comes from... but if you can't... the piss.
" Guy 1: Dude im gonna piss all over your mom, I know how much you wanted a brother.
Guy 2: Golden Victory ! Awww yeah!"
Guy 2: Golden Victory ! Awww yeah!"
by anony000 April 15, 2009
Get the Golden Victory mug.A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.
by life_of_party March 8, 2009
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