A game that is enjoyed by over 90% of America that is not only physically demanding but also mentally challenging. It is played in many countries with different rules but still keeps the basics of the game. In the US their are 32 professional teams in the largest league known as the NFL, but their are also many smaller leagues that are being formed and that have folded over the years(AFL(Merged with the NFL), USFL, and the WFL are a few). Many of the NFL teams have bitter rivalries between 1 or 2 teams because of old games that were played over 50 years before any of the modern players were born. Some people say it is a pansy sport because the players wear helmets and pads, but they do not think about what would happen to a 210lb Quarterback if he was tackled by a 270lb Defensive end without pads(he would have a broken bone after landing on hard dirt) And others say rugby is better just because they don't wear pads but in my opinion they are both fun and challenging games that require similar skills.
Lineman: So johnny are you gonna try out for the football team this year?
Johnny: No thanks American Football is for faggots who wear pads.
Lineman: *Tackles and snaps Johnny's spine* Are pads faggoty now?
Johnny: Mommy
Johnny: No thanks American Football is for faggots who wear pads.
Lineman: *Tackles and snaps Johnny's spine* Are pads faggoty now?
Johnny: Mommy
by Seahawks 4 Lyfe January 13, 2008
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columbus football team: wow la grange sucks ass, they aren’t good they finna catch this L
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game
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A mini-game of sorts played in the Halo video game series. It can be played on any game using the bomb or skull and teams. Usually in long areas, such as Bloodgulch, one time takes the "ball" and begins to move to the other teams "endzone," passing the ball back and forth between each other as necessary. The opposing team will then try to melee or intercept a passed ball, and take it back to the other endzone. First team to the predetermined score wins, usually followed by the elimination of the opposing team.
Penalties are awarded for using the energy sword to melee, or using weapons other than the necessary melee attack.
Penalties are awarded for using the energy sword to melee, or using weapons other than the necessary melee attack.
by morte42 December 26, 2008
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Like if outdoor football wasn't gay enough, they think it's tough play gay ass American football indoors.
Notice how I said it's a hobby instead of a sport.
All American football is gay, even indoors. it should be called FAGBALL.
Like if outdoor football wasn't gay enough, they think it's tough play gay ass American football indoors.
Notice how I said it's a hobby instead of a sport.
All American football is gay, even indoors. it should be called FAGBALL.
Ordinary Person: "Hey Josh, what sport you play"?
American: " I play Indoor Football"
Ordinary Person: " Like soccer?"
American: "No American football"
Ordinary Person: "Fag, What a fucken joke.That's not even a real sport. Try rugby.
American: " I play Indoor Football"
Ordinary Person: " Like soccer?"
American: "No American football"
Ordinary Person: "Fag, What a fucken joke.That's not even a real sport. Try rugby.
by Not Hector or Maximiliano June 14, 2011
Get the Indoor Football mug.A man's sport that requires you to take a hit from a 300+ pound guy who runs a 4.4 40 yard dash. Everyone is swole as fuck, quick as fuck, and tough as shit. It is often critisized by dick riding foreigners because of the pads, but these cunt muffins fail to realize that these pads are required, or the player might get seriously fucked up. Most people realize that these bitches could never come close to being on the same level as these athletes. It is also one of the most entertaining sports in the world, unlike soccer, where a bunch of faggot-ass cock riders run around a kick a ball for 3 hours.
Soccer Player-"Soccer is the most popular sport in the world!"
American Football Player- "Shut the fuck up bitch, and suck this dick."
Soccer Player-"Yes sir.......
*Glaugh Blaugh Hauge*
Soccer Player-"Can I stop now sir?"
American Football Player- *Beats the shit out of the little ho*
American Football Player- "Shut the fuck up bitch, and suck this dick."
Soccer Player-"Yes sir.......
*Glaugh Blaugh Hauge*
Soccer Player-"Can I stop now sir?"
American Football Player- *Beats the shit out of the little ho*
by J-Bo That Chet March 3, 2010
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