deep ocean floor

Gathering / grouping of seriously ugly people...

Chucky..." Let's get out of here bro...I haven't seen anyone over a three.."

Spivey..." it's worse than that...I feel like we are exploring the deep ocean floor...think I saw antennas coming out of several ladies at the bar..."

by Saundoggy July 17, 2019

Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af

Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch

by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

floor dulling

the government’s devices under the floor to make a citizen feel numb

The floor dulling had the historical American feeling injured.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

floor pancake

A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.

The secret ingredient in Hunter's floor pancakes was dirt.

by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019

Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019