A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
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Get the English mug.Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.
Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.
Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.
Yup thats a Typical English girl.
Yup thats a Typical English girl.
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Get the English Braid mug.The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.
International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10
(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed
International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10
(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed
Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye
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Also why the FUCK are there THREE DIFFERENT TWO/TOO/TO words there should be only TWO TWO/TOO/TO words because of the number two.
Also why the FUCK are there THREE DIFFERENT TWO/TOO/TO words there should be only TWO TWO/TOO/TO words because of the number two.
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Oh so you're speaking in Spanish all up in here? Go back to where you came from this is English Only USA.
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