Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.

Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021

Edward Duran

he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.

man that guys a real Edward Duran helping him and making fun of him

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

edward cullen

earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward

hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only

by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021

edward 40ball

A modification of edward 40hands. One begins with a 40 strapped to each hand, preferably olde english, steel reserve or st ides for hard mode. In order to gain entrance to the game, one must first finish a single 40. The hand will then be freed.

Now, one may either play basketball with only one free hand, the other still strapped to a 40, which they must be careful not to spill, or instead, finish the second 40 while playing the game of basketball.

Teams will be made beforehand. To win, you just have to win the basketball game to 21. anyone on the team yakking is an instant loss.

Wanna plan edward 40ball?

by yaskimode May 26, 2021

edwardson

You know who im talking about. it's that absolute SCUMBAG of a narcissist raised by parents with NO morals who think themselves royalty. that one kid in school who you KNOW is gonna be a kyle when he grows up. that one spoiled brat with a gold encrusted louis vuitton handbag, rollie on the wrist, etc.

hey david have you seen edwardson around lately?
nah, he's off to his gram gram's for the week.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 26, 2021

Edward Camerahands

A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.

Man 1: You up for a game of Edward Camerahands?
Man 2: Nah, I nearly got shot last time.

by KugelblitzInTheBathtub June 24, 2021

Edgar

He got a fresh hair-cut but is as dumb as a bitch and lies to much like to much and annoying but cool to be around-ish

Edgar

by Thecoonman2407 July 28, 2021