Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.

Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat

by Xxx_JohnWickSlayer420_xxX January 17, 2020

Whitest Name on Earth

Howard Waynesboro

Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth

by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023

Earth Worming

When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole

Me “Bro on me My hips killing me”
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it

by Sir Gunt May 11, 2024

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earthed

When you are sat down or led on the floor

Jess: This pill is so intense right now
Katie: Yeh I need to be earthed

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Earth Nuggets

Balls of ice or snow that fall from the sky. Also know as hail.

Holy shit! Look at the earth nuggets pelting the office windows!

by Vhghfdg August 10, 2018