Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020

Daddy Dumper

The plump rump of a man. The male counterpart to mommy milkers.

Damn, dude, you shit out of that thing? That right there is a true daddy dumper!

by NerdAnnihilator April 29, 2021

goes dummy

goes hard, goes crazy, goes stupid, when it go cray cray

Bob: Ayoooo suhhh dudes
Jeff: YOOOOO where tf you got those kicks from, it goes dummy
Geo: Ong bro that shit go dummy dummy

by clapped cunt December 19, 2021

clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

by StevensSon January 26, 2023

Schroedinger's Dump

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.

I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.

by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018

Drop the cum dump

Drop the cum dump means jerking off or masturbating, and yeah... i don't think it's a better way to say you want to jerk off today either, but still...

Ay bro, imma drop the cum dump in 30 minutes, i'll be back alright?

- yea gotchu bro but hurry up

by idk, really, just Hydro July 1, 2020