Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!
by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011
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Douche of bros

A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.

It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.

Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 06, 2021
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Douche Doucher

One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.
fuck you, you Douche Doucher
by Blizzy10 August 15, 2008
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Douche Crown

This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH
“Douche Crown” (doo-shh crown)

“A haircut reserved for assholes.”
by Gunther magnusen February 23, 2021
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croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico
by onslaught94 June 29, 2009
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Douche Empress

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.
by WestATLien April 21, 2010
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Douche canoe

An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
by Macknificent December 15, 2012
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