harmonic-depressive

A bi-polar individual, or culture, hopelessly out of tune with itself.

In the grip of a pandemic with no cure, economic collapse, race riots, a virtual civil war between the reds and the blues, he felt America in the spring of 2020 descending into an harmonic-depressive state.

by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2020

Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

urbanly depressed

The feeling you feel when no one publishes your urban dictionary definition.

person 1: “Danny how you feeeeel?”
person 2: “Urbanly depressed.”

by Hot Cheeto Girl October 17, 2019

depression session

Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world

“Yo are you coming over tonight?”
“no sorry I’m having a depression session”

by sadlula August 10, 2020

Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)

Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?

by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020

Crippling Depression

You.

I have crippling depression.

by Ido1134 December 5, 2017

Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018