Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

i’ll hang your curtains

to make a sexual suggestion that you want to sleep with someone

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky

by stewie nipple May 5, 2024

deli curtains

Pussy flaps

Did you see her deli curtains in those booty shorts?

by Aaaaaaahyt April 12, 2014

curtains

objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting

1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???

by jinsie April 4, 2023

Curtains pulled

if you know you know

Omg curtains pulled

by rod pole June 3, 2025

Zion Curtain

The barrier between Utah and surrounding states

Life behind the Zion curtain is very different

by I Like To Define Words October 19, 2023

Arizona Curtain Pole

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

by Brambleboie November 10, 2020