CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

by mookie1868 October 15, 2023

Lunar Curtain

Curtain that functions as an attack barrier with Reflect effect.

Cecil uses Lunar curtain.

by FuSoYa September 26, 2010

Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard April 8, 2016

Curtain fun

Having sex behind a curtain while fully nude in broad daylight

1) Thomas: oh my god i just heard about curtain fun newt!!

Newt: oh cool lets go and try it!!

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

The curtains were just blue

There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.

Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)

"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."

"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."

by AstroIsOffline March 15, 2023

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023