Commercial

(N.) Annoying advertisements between TV shows.

Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes-
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Carl's Jr commercials

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005

Come on, Toshi

The sexed-up moan of this crazy kimono wearing woman in an Asian to English phrase instructional video for prostitutes.

But the real question is: Who the hell is Toshi?

directly from the video:

"Your'e soooo good. Come on, Toshi. Come on."

by ~V~ August 18, 2006

Comedomes

Blackheads, whiteheads, and red spots.
Spelt also as "Comedones"

There are two basic types of Acne; non-inflammatory acne and inflammatory acne.



Non-Inflammatory Acne

Noninflamed lesions called comedomes, consist of two types of acne:

1. Closed Comedones, or whiteheads, with no visible opening.
2. Open Comedones, or black heads with visible, dilated openings that are discolored as exposed fatty acids are discolored by air.

»» See forms of non-inflammatory acne treatment here.

Inflammatory Acne

Inflamed lesions result when the follicular wall ruptures to produce up to three types of acne:

1. Papules: the mildest form of inflammatory acne this lesion appears as a small and firm lump in the skin. This is often quite tender but unless there are many, rarely obviously visible.
2. Pustule: like papules, pustules are small and round, however, pus is visible.
3. Nodule: otherwise known as cystic lesions, this is the most serious form of acne and is the result of comedone pollutants spilling into surrounding tissue. The body reacts to this by producing pus to halt the spread of infection. This type of acne may cause scarring if left untreated. Medical treatment is advised.

by Joyce Hayward March 28, 2008

Come up for air

When the pussy so good you have to stop and come up for air.

"Yo when Jessica and I were fucking around yesterday, I had to come up for air 2 TIMES!!"

by Elizapple May 4, 2017

come here daddy

When someone asks you to come over and "do it".

Come here daddy, YEAHHHHH!!!!

by SKIITLTLEKSJOUDUKLJGDLHDKG May 18, 2017

Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy

Nick cut his teeth at the midnight show in Greenwich Village. Since then Nick has performed at the HBO Comedy Festivals in both Aspen and Las Vegas, as well as the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. His TV appearances include The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.

Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy
as seen on TV youtube and Live

by glory promo August 24, 2008