coke a gayola

the action of a gay ass man to stick an unscrewed coke bottle with mentoes in it into a straight mans ass hoping it will turn him gay

"hey do you like men" person 1 said "eww noo" said man 2 then man 2 says "me and gary are coming over soon and we are going to give you a coke a gayola, and after we will have 3 way sex"

by kednal338 January 27, 2021

Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)

Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!

by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009

Business Coke

A diet coke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. Business cokes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quantities.

"Got a lot to do today?"
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles."

"I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer."

by Business Mattr3ss August 1, 2009

space coke

Cocaine that came from space. Referred to in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"

Here try this space coke man, I got it from the aliens.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

cokehead

Coke was so plentiful in the 80's that it seemed like e'erybody became a cokehead or a convict or both.

Stay away from them stockbrokers, playa. They a buncha damn cokeheads.

by buddhablaze January 28, 2003

coke

1. A drug, of course.

2. The flagship drink of the evil Southern empire "Coca Cola". Consumed to no end by uneducated hicks who wonder why all their teeth have rotted away by their mid-20s even though they drink like 10 gallons of the sugary shit every fucking day.

1. *snorts some coke* "Man, that was some good coke I just snorted."

2.

Redneck who lives in a trailer, and has no teeth: "Hey thar, yall wanna coke?"

Anyone with good taste and a brain: "No thank you, kind sir. I prefer the superior taste and quality of Pepsi."

by Olshan December 15, 2007

crispy coke

idrk tbh but you just add it into sentences randomly to make them more interesting, it’s fun, u should try it

that maths test was traumatic crispy coke like just no

by t's and c's apply June 5, 2020