by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025

He served up a chili dog when he pulled his shit covered cock out her ass and laid it between her buns
by Scott Essex November 15, 2021

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Cole: Chili on the bun
Joe: What is that?
Cole:A riddle that once solved, your life will never be the same.. in the best ways possible
Joe: What is that?
Cole:A riddle that once solved, your life will never be the same.. in the best ways possible
by Kyrdfgh March 6, 2022

Before taking a shit at work or public place (typically after homemade chili night), you throw some toilet paper in the bowl. Thus allowing the shit to stay above water longer, so all those who follow can enjoy the sweet, sweet aroma.
by Cadet '92 October 20, 2014

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.
by p-ro May 10, 2020

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
