by KYAugustJones December 16, 2023
Get the Take care of the dogsmug. Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care piemug. Not that I care is when you don't actually care but care enough to answer someone's questions or give advice, or butt into an over heard conversation
by Impkiller May 2, 2020
Get the Not that I caremug. A medical institution found in the middle east. Usually run by sketchy middle eastern people with rifles and back packs possibly containing C-4. Equivalent to Urgent Cares found in the US. Minus the rifles and C-4.
We were at the Insurgent-Care and so ebody yelled Allah Akbar. Me and Ray got the fuck outta there before a bomb went off.
by Jazzy MacJizz September 17, 2018
Get the Insurgent-Caremug. by Fortnite1500 September 6, 2021
Get the Who cares?mug. Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.
by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014
Get the South African Care Packagemug. by this_girl_knows_all May 25, 2020
Get the intensive care unitmug.