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Carlos mendoza

by catwoman41523 December 12, 2023
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Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
by EI Chapo February 7, 2024
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carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.
by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 3, 2025
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Carlos

Fucking heart breaker, will play you and act like he’s the victim
“Hey I got played by carlos too”
Omg no way me too

“#twins”
by thecookiemonster February 14, 2022
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carlos

a sexy twink very sexy but also a lightweight #asianexcellence. very nice bum. 10/10 person
by carloslover123 April 22, 2025
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Carlo Pinetti

Frocio interista that usually broke u cazz against Milan’s Fan
by Siuuuuuuuu8 November 21, 2021
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Carlos

You can’t tell if he’s just nice but acts weird, or if he’s actually just fucking crazy. He can be a good friend and a real jackass. The wildcard of the group. Never know what he’s up to.
Jonathan: What the hell is Carlos doing this time?
Charles: fuck if I know.
by The integral Red Herring November 24, 2021
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