Best Jokes

The king of all jokes. A form of Joke that requires an explanation of the punch line before any laughter can be had. The punch line should not deliver a blow of hilarity until it is clearly explained why it is funny to begin with.

T: Who is the smartest person you know?
K: Tarik...hahahaha
T: I don't get it?
K: It's funny because Tarik is mentally retarded.
T: Oh now I get it...hahahaha, the best jokes!

by Batman416 August 20, 2009

Best mates

An emote from Fortnite Battle Royale from season 3 in which you receive on tier 63 of Battle Pass. The dance consists of moving your legs at a slight angle while swinging your arms down at a 90 degree angle side to side with closed fists.

Rylan: Fortnite Dance-Off!!!

Christopher: Lilly vs. Rylan. Best mates... GO!

( Rylan and Lilly do their best attempt of best mates)

Christopher: Lilly wins that one.

Lilly: Yay!

by That_1_Per$on June 17, 2018

Best Friend

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

by southparkrox October 15, 2009

Best Wishes

Money sent or given to hookers by insecure men as payment for future sex

Honey, I won't be in New York until March 29th, so I am sending you 300 Best Wishes. So remember, I will be in NY from March 29th to April 6. Make time for me! Love ya'!

by Nancy Drew March 15, 2008

Best Groupchat

Groupchat with, Talha, Ahad, Hammad, Uzma, Shamma, Ahmad, Asra, Zahra, Afreen, Waqar, Eshaan, Aidah, Maaz, Mehr, Ana, Honey, Uraib, Asad and then ofcourse Haris.

This groupchat with these people is the "best groupchat"

by The one and only H.R June 20, 2022

best rapper

Seo changbin, not just the best rapper in the 4th gen, the best rapper in the industry, argue with the wall!!

Person 1: "Changbin best rapper"
Person 2: "You ate"
Person 1: "ikr"

by minhococinero December 27, 2021

Best Biddie

Best biddie is the fine line between friends and best friends because they are too lazy to make the move. This relationship title is great for stubborn friends and people who don't like to put too much into an friendship but still like have someone close. Ideal for stubborn-based friendships

Can't wait to talk to my best biddie about food My best biddies a fag

by fgfgkhjfjghkfgh November 6, 2011