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british

a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.
hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.
by A offline gamer November 8, 2022
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British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.
Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.
by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024
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British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.
American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane
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British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth
British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*
by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024
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British people

British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.
Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“

Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”
by TheEndDragon April 14, 2023
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British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC
Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013
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British person day

On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.
"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"
by Girleeeee October 27, 2022
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