sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.

You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011

Still beat tho

An indefensible and rock solid comeback used on hoes trying to act different after a sexual relationship/encounter. Cause at the end of the day no matter how ugly and poor I am or how small my dick is.......... I still Beat Tho

Her: your dick little and you can't last longer than a minute. You ugly as shh, broke, and ain't got shh going for you.

Me: cool, I still beat tho.

by Some Scrub Lmfao August 2, 2018

beat the brains out of the little soldier

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).

-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020

Sweet to the beat

Northern Irish term expressing pleasure and/or satisfaction, usually in response to a proposition.

"Here mucker, fancy bouncin' down to Merso's tonight for a few cans?"
"Oi mate, sweet to tha beat."

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"Oi mate I bought a new Corsa last week, fancy takin a wee fucken cruise down Bangor the night like?"
"Sweet to the beat mate leek tha fuck."

by R12345 September 16, 2009

beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.

Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.

by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010