The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.
TRUE ANSWER --
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."
rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."
THE AWESOME ANSWER -
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"
rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."
rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."
THE AWESOME ANSWER -
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"
rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"
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Chris Hicks, the guy that loves taking me to his car to show me a bunch of bands he likes to listen to on his CD player, is awesome.
Chris Hicks, the guy that loves taking me to his car to show me a bunch of bands he likes to listen to on his CD player, is awesome.
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I had an awesome St. Patty's day!
Fittingly awesome, my work here is done.
Cool, awesome.
I had an awesome St. Patty's day!
Fittingly awesome, my work here is done.
Cool, awesome.
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She is the speed of light, the sun in the sky, the roots beneath our feet. Without her, we are nothing but useless bodies of flesh.
If you are an old ranger, banished. No pink inhalers, no gendered cars and NO hospitals closed on Boxing Day.
April 13th is a day of celebration, you must all bow and present a gift, failure to do so will result in execution.
Her minions, Momina and Miles serve her every need, payment is being in her presence.
She is crazy, absolutely barking mad, and has had the tendency to scream the words chocolate in the past.
If lost, please return to Miles or Momina.
She is the speed of light, the sun in the sky, the roots beneath our feet. Without her, we are nothing but useless bodies of flesh.
If you are an old ranger, banished. No pink inhalers, no gendered cars and NO hospitals closed on Boxing Day.
April 13th is a day of celebration, you must all bow and present a gift, failure to do so will result in execution.
Her minions, Momina and Miles serve her every need, payment is being in her presence.
She is crazy, absolutely barking mad, and has had the tendency to scream the words chocolate in the past.
If lost, please return to Miles or Momina.
Is that Awesome Aisha? Shit! Get on your knees and bow peasant!
“I am Awesome Aisha, bow to you queen. Did you say no? MILES? MOMINA? SEESE THEM!”
“Yes my lord!”
“I am Awesome Aisha, bow to you queen. Did you say no? MILES? MOMINA? SEESE THEM!”
“Yes my lord!”
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