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thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S
"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019
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Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.
Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."
by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019
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Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019
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Anu

Beautiful soul with loyal heart & hottest looks
Anu refers to
by Anu__ June 4, 2019
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anus

a place where black guys like putting their dicks and like licking too
damnnnnn that white hot ticq bitch must have a nice anus
by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019
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Gasping for anus

A sexual act where somebody sucks the fart out of someone else’s anal cavity and is gasping for air.
Jenny: omg I need more gas. I’m truly gasping for anus
by ANal lover2313 June 18, 2019
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BIG OL ANUS

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019
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