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Andres

Andres is short dude
He’s a very nice kid
He has this girl who has liked him since elementary school but it’s too awkward

They used to be best friends but middle school messed it fucking bitches I swear

The elementary teacher was the plugggg and always sat them together

Andres most likely has friends that are annoying but he never admits it so he just a chill nice guy
by Skrtskrrnuuget June 20, 2019
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Andres

Licensed Insurance agent for GMHC who surfs "internet famous" Instagram models instead of working .
Andres just hearted Cardi B's new video .
by illuminati reject July 22, 2020
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Andre

person 1 : Is that andre !!?!?
person 2 : so sexy so hot so sexy
by Peeorududiiejejwidj November 21, 2021
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Glenn Andre

by i am very dumb December 12, 2019
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The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”
by El doritos November 1, 2021
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Andres

A guy perfect for Zoee. Zoee wants to fuck the shit out of andres
by Dmg Dan November 11, 2019
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Andres

First this is such an unique guy that you cannot find his name in the Urban Dictionary so I volunteered for after all he is my fave.

An introvert guy with a beautiful smile, soothing voice, AWESOME hair and a friendly aura whom when you get to know he shows his video game skills and all of his anime and manga knowledge. He is willing to talk for long hours even with the most weird people as long as they are respectful and funny. He is innocent but test his knowledge and his mind will go straight to the gutter. He is the type of guy to say "I'll never have a girlfriend" when flirting can come very effortlessly to him. He can be very competitive but also so laid back that he will answer multiple texts with just "ja" and "Ok" and he is still such an amazing person that we keep talking to him. He is the type of person to forget both your birthday and age in the same night but will remember your most kept secretes two life times.

Get you an Andres, whether it is as a friend, significant other or talk show host because as I said his voice is very soothing.
"This is my roommate Andres, he appears very shy but can talk on the phone for hours!"
by helenfuzzy September 20, 2018
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