Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
by evxnkndy March 13, 2021
Get the National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Daymug. Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.
"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."
by darklordgrievous August 30, 2007
Get the I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evanmug. by Skeet and Yeet December 5, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is the term given to a deformed or disabled kid who plays fortnite everyday & Dosent want to download pubg because he knows that hes trash at it
by Enuas Bitch August 27, 2018
Get the evanmug. by Pseudonym1838281188 September 3, 2018
Get the Evanmug. The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
Get the Claire Evansmug. A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh
by Charmonio November 2, 2023
Get the Evanmug.