Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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a pretty cute nerd, who flicks her tongue a lot, who’s the toughest person i know with the absolute best hair, and most amazing smile, with her nerd like personality, she’s one of the nicest people who doesn’t give herself enough credit, she’s gone through a lot of stuff recently and in her past a lot of which i wish i could take away, but she continues to persevere, and go for her goals and while she’s smiling that killer smile thinking of me every second, i hope she knows one thing… my truck is better
“I See Alyssa walking and Time Stops for a Second
by CarsonMohn July 11, 2022
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Alyssa she has the prettiest smile and the funniest jokes when she walks in to a room you just have to stop and stare bc she is just drop dead gorgeous shes usually the kind of girl you can pour your heart in to and never worry about trust
Gosh bro get your pp out ur hand and be like Alyssa
by Eazy~T June 11, 2025
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alyssa is very hot
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A fucking Godess among peasants. Hey you, over there, go get me things.
Alyssa intimidates me. She seems…otherworldly
by Godess. November 23, 2021
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alyssa is the most beautiful girl in the whole world :D she definitely does deserve the world :) shes been through a lot and i want her to keep trying please <3
ur strong alyssa c:
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alyssa is the sweetest girl you’ll meet. she is fiercely loyal to her friends and will always be there to talk or go on a night car ride and blast music. alyssa is always a good time and everyone loves her vibe. alyssa is very beautiful and is constantly rejecting boys.
Me:yeah alyssa is coming over
you: omg i love alyssa she’s so hot
by honest_girl March 22, 2022
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