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Alyssa

Has a a phat ass likes hockey boys tall and skinny are her type
She is a bitch

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Alyssa she a bitch
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alyssa

she thinks she is popular when she is not but somethings nice always cheerful. her last name is probably Chamberlin
hi I am Alyssa and I like weed (hehe)
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Alyssa

Alyssa is chill and very badass
Me: "Hey Alyssa that was a nice spike!"
Alyssa: "Ik right that was hella wicked!!"
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
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brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.
by Definition name November 20, 2017
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alyssa._.2d3

The hottest human that has stepped in this earth
alyssa._.2d3 Is so hot and sexy
by Yourehot June 7, 2021
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is the nicest most beautiful person you will ever meet. She has great style, and a great smile. She is very creating everything, and can keep a good secret. She is super loyal and a great friend. Her laugh is contagious.
Girl 1: hey have you seen that girl over there?
Girl2: yeah I think her name is Alyssa.
Girl 3: Omg are you guys talking about Alyssa! She is sooooo nice!
by Person360 February 26, 2021
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